Billboard Hot 100


7
Aug 10

Katy Perry – "Teenage Dream;" a rant on the creation of good music

The August 7, 2010 new entries to the US Billboard Hot 100 are as follows:

  • 20 Katy Perry -- "Teenage Dream"
  • 43 Bruno Mars -- "Just The Way You Are"
  • 75 Ne-yo -- "Champagne Life"
  • 98 Rick Ross -- "Aston Martin Music Feat Drake & Chrisette Michelle"

It was another kind of mediocre week in the United States. Bruno Mars' new single was about as sappy as a song can possibly be. The hook is well written, and I found the instrumental during the chorus interesting because it's a little bit unconventional, in that it doesn't get that much louder, and the beat becomes more sparse. I hadn't been familiar with Ne-yo, but "Champagne Life" has proven to me that he's a Michael Jackson wannabe. His voice is incredibly similar, yet far less effective. Rick Ross's "Aston Martin Music" was disappointing; it wasn't gangster enough for me.

So, this week's top song was indeed Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream," another one written and produced by -- get this allstar lineup -- Max Martin, Dr. Luke, and Benny Blanco. Listening to pop songs crafted by these producers is what I've been trying to focus on. Indeed, the production of the song is really incredible. The way it perfectly builds without the listener even realizing is what's important to note. The beginning of "Teenage Dream" is soft, with only guitar, kick, and snare. By the chorus, they're placing a kick on every beat. By the end of the song, it's loaded with synths and distorted power chords.

These guys truly know what pop music is all about -- placing everything in just the right place. I have nearly as much respect for them as I do The Beatles, who were also geniuses of this sort. I'd even like to include Radiohead in this rant because they also share the same trait, no matter how avant-garde their music seems in relation to Katy Perry. Hell, just for reference, I picked out a random song, "No Surprises" off OK Computer. Tell me that this song is not perfectly crafted; tell me that the backing vocals around 3:00 are not perfectly placed, or that their inclusion of bells on the song isn't incredibly aware. I'll go even further -- "The National Anthem" off Kid A -- the sound effects are placed perfectly, the drum breaks are placed perfectly, the switch to the ride cymbal is perfect… everything. Even the incredibly "random" horns are placed in just the right spots. Their emphases are located to keep the listeners interest for six minutes.

I don't think this way of looking at pop music (or music in general) is disturbing, nor do I think it's necessarily formulaic. The process for these folks is organic. It's probably not written down; there is just an incredible amount of focus. It definitely takes a fantastic ear to notice what sounds good and what does not, as well as what should go where and what should not. Without this realization or outlook, I think a musician, producer, engineer, whatever, is lacking the most basic musical necessity. However, a good song should always be a good song right from the start. Whenever I hear something, I ask myself, "How would it sound if the artist were playing this song acoustic?" In the case of The Beatles, almost all could be considered "good songs" by me. In the case of "Teenage Dream," it, too would be considered good; the song itself, without any drums or instrumental build-up, is unique, catchy, and well-written. When a good song, good ears, and good production are all combined into one, outstanding music is usually the result; it's a shame most music-folk do not look at music with such a critical eye.


3
Aug 10

Chiddy Bang – "Opposite of Adults"

The July 31, 2010 new entries to the US Billboard Hot 100 are as follows:

  • 19 Usher -- "DJ Got Us Falling In Love Feat Pitbull"
  • 67 Darius Rucker -- "Come Back Song"
  • 77 New Boyz -- "Break My Bank Feat Iyaz"
  • 74 Auburn -- "La La La Feat Iyaz"
  • 90 Chiddy Bang -- "Opposite Of Adults"
  • 91 Hanna Montana -- "Ordinary Girl"
  • 94 Monica -- "Love All Over Me"
  • 98 Easton Corbin -- "Roll With It"
  • 100 Rob Thomas -- "Mockingbird"

If there's anything these proclaimed "hot" songs has gotten me to realize, it's that if you listen to something many times, you like it. The song doesn't even have to be good.

Anyway, I can still pick out plenty of smelly songs this week. I was not impressed with the new Hannah Montana song, and the country songs, again, were mediocre. The new Usher song was decently annoying to me, even though it's deliciously poppy. One of the songs that actually stood out to me was Monica's "Love All Over Me." It's catchy and sexy (I guess… I'm not the expert on things sexy).

But this week, my favorite selection was Chiddy Bang's "Opposite of Adults." They sampled that weird synth from MGMT's "Kids" and put it to good use. It's stupid how you can like hip-hop songs just because of the samples they use. It seems like cheating. Oh well, I guess the rhymes are sort of fresh, nonetheless.


24
Jul 10

Rick Ross – "B.M.F."

This week's additions to the Billboard Hot 100 are as follows:

  • 92 The Band Perry -- "If I Die Young"
  • 94 Fantasia -- "Bittersweet"
  • 98 Rick Ross -- "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) Feat Styles P"
  • 99 Dierks Bentley -- "Up On The Ridge"

"If I Die Young" and "Up On the Ridge" are pretty mediocre country songs. I wasn't very impressed, so I'm not even going to talk about them. Fantasia's R&B tune "Bittersweet" was also pretty awful. In this song, there is a sitar played sparsely throughout the verses; this made me laugh a hearty laugh. It's like the producers were thinking, "how can we turn this song into something unlike every other R&B song?!" "Oh! We'll put in a sitar! Yeah?" Finished!

The one song I actually did enjoy was Rick Ross's song "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) Feat Styles P." I have no idea what he's talking about or who Larry Hoover is, but Rick Ross has a nice, obese voice, and I can really appreciate that. When I listen to the song, I feel like he is sitting on my face and suffocating me. That's a nice feeling.