A couple of my friends (and members of Sunshine Jackson), Mark Haugen and Sam Dorrance, invited me over to freestyle rap with them in Waverly the other night. What ensued was something that will not be posted on the internet and will hopefully never be heard by anyone ever. I won't go into detail. Nonetheless, by the end of the night, Mark invited me to be in his rap group (and one of my favorite groups), 3 Wolf Moon. You should check out their last album; it's a very fun listen. I look forward to providing ill rhymes for them in the near future.
Anywho, this week's additions to the Billboard Hot 100 are as follows:
- 92 The Band Perry – "If I Die Young"
- 94 Fantasia – "Bittersweet"
- 98 Rick Ross – "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) Feat Styles P"
- 99 Dierks Bentley – "Up On The Ridge"
"If I Die Young" and "Up On the Ridge" are pretty mediocre country songs. I wasn't very impressed, so I'm not even going to talk about them. Fantasia's R&B tune "Bittersweet" was also pretty awful. In this song, there is a sitar played sparsely throughout the verses; this made me laugh a hearty laugh. It's like the producers were thinking, "how can we turn this song into something unlike every other R&B song?!" "Oh! We'll put in a sitar! Yeah?" Finished!
The one song I actually did enjoy was Rick Ross's song "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) Feat Styles P." I have no idea what he's talking about or who Larry Hoover is, but Rick Ross has a nice, obese voice, and I can really appreciate that. When I listen to the song, I feel like he is sitting on my face and suffocating me. That's a nice feeling.